10 things..
Number 1. exist
Number 2. speak without reason
Number 3. Continue speaking without stopping.
Number 4. Wasting money just to waste it.
Number 5. Waste time with useless nonsense
Number 6. Periodically lose the ability to cook.
Number 7. Lose interest in sex
Number 8. Find useless reasons to piss of guys.
Number 9. Try to find a working place in Government or Religion.
Number 10. Go to school.