10 things..
Number 1. exist
Number 2. speak without reason
Number 3. Continue speaking without stopping.
Number 4. Wasting money just to waste it.
Number 5. Waste time with useless nonsense
Number 6. Periodically lose the ability to cook.
Number 7. Lose interest in sex
Number 8. Find useless reasons to piss of guys.
Number 9. Try to find a working place in Government or Religion.
Number 10. Go to school.
I’ve actually listened to the Dr. Laura show so I have to ask, is that her top 10 or yours?
Hilarious and totally true.
-Dick
Comment by Dick Masterson — August 17, 2006 @ 9:27 am
its a summary of three of hers, the rest mine.
Comment by Antifreke — August 17, 2006 @ 10:46 am
With my vast fortune, I swear to wipe you and the rest of your Taliban members off the face of this Earth, which I will very soon own, most especially around the South Pacific region.
Comment by Richard Branson — August 17, 2006 @ 1:30 pm
You’re so kewl Branson. I wanna be just like you when I grow up. In the meantime, can I play make believe too?
Comment by sonyad — August 17, 2006 @ 7:11 pm
No
Comment by Sir Richard — August 17, 2006 @ 9:31 pm
thats.. interesting..
taliban can swim?
Comment by Antifreke — August 18, 2006 @ 5:18 am
I am sick and tired of terrorists threatening my aerodynamic businesses. I’ve just gotten off the phone from MI5 and we’ve just realised that I need to beware of even further security threats to my fleet. No, No, No! I am not spending one more pound to protect my business interests, really, it is just cheaper for me to hire mercenaries to dispose of business threats. Thus it shall be done while I remove myself out of suspicians way to one of my islands, which I own because I am obscenely wealthy!!
Comment by Richard Branson — August 18, 2006 @ 6:29 pm
money is no match for a group of young, devout warriors!
Comment by your riches are hollow — August 22, 2006 @ 6:41 am
Whatever you need to tell yourself. If you’re looking for work I’m willing to pay you $8,000 US per year as a glorified waiter on my airline. You don’t get to ask for tips and you don’t get to go into the cockpit. That’s one sweet offer for you and you know it. If you’re really lucky, you may even get to shake my hand one day.
Comment by Sir extremely "Rich"ard — August 23, 2006 @ 11:51 pm